Ineffable

likeloveadore:

You look prettier when you are happy.

does it make me a loser if I plan to watch all pirates of the Caribbean movies until you have time to talk to me?

I think not.

Kristen reacting to shit Rob says

(Source: ohrobstens, via lachowskii)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via lachowskii)

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(via cloudyskies)

dingraha:

*pretends to walk down stairs behind couch, whre i keep my baby skunk photo archive*

skunks are misunderstood people

(Source: fifty-shades-of-tardis-blue, via eletheowl)

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

(Source: oceanicforest, via llleila)

connotativewords:

Temper Trap | Love Lost

Our love was lost in the rubble of all the things that you’ve been dreamin’ of

(Source: jiralqueen, via idiotshitbaby)